Julie Bayley enters The Malvern luxury spa worn out and weary and leaves feeling fabulously refreshed.
IF you're offered good news and bad, which do you choose to hear first? Me? Definitely the bad – as you know there's still something positive yet to come.
So, let's get the only negative out of the way first before concentrating on all that is heavenly about The Malvern luxury spa hotel in Worcestershire.
The bad news is that this is not a spa set in rolling countryside, approached via a sweeping driveway. It's on the outskirts of a town centre, pretty close to a retail park. That's it. Bad news over. In fact, its location is no accident. The hotel and spa were built six years ago next to the site of a bore hole that is used to extract pure Malvern water and, unsurprisingly, that famous water plays an integral part in your spa experience.
Beyond the unprepossessing façade, a world of bliss awaits. Inside, the décor is chic and the public areas are light and elegant.
You'll find dressing gown-clad guests happy to sit around the scented Italian-styled Grand Salon doing next to nothing other than, perhaps, thinking about their next treatment or chatting beside the 200-year-old olive trees.
Expectations of spa pools are always high but the indoor-outdoor hydrotherapy pool here will take your breath away – and for once, not because the water is freezing!
It is filled with, yes, you've guessed it, Malvern spring water, heated to a fabulous 35C, which means you can glide in gracefully without your teeth chattering. Bubble stations and powerful water jets are designed to pummel your skin or you can hop onto an underwater hydrotherapy bed and chill out with a glass of something.
Beside the pool, four different heat treatment rooms (all part of the package) are available and feature a salt grotto, a crystal steam room and two types of saunas.
If you're feeling particularly brave, you should experience the two cold therapies – an ice fountain and a bucket shower. You don't have to be a cryogenics expert to work out that, while these two treatments are undoubtedly good for your skin, they are not for the faint-hearted! (In case you're wondering; yes, I was courageous for the sake of this review! Impressed? You should be! But I won't repeat my bad language…)
At night, the outdoor pool area is beautifully lit and you can bathe beneath the stars until 9.30pm, bask in your newfound sense of serenity and breath in the night air.
The holistic spa treatments here are not to be sniffed at, either. Although, in a way mine was. I was invited to smell two essential oils that my masseuse, the effervescent Tara, had gently rubbed on to each hand; the one I was drawn to was the one my body most needed, apparently. It seemed I hankered after sage and rosemary.
For an hour, Tara demonstrated she knew the meaning of firm after asking for my pressure preference, doing battle with the stress-induced knots that had taken up long-term residence in my back and shoulder muscles. If you've previously experienced an hour-long deep-tissue massage at the hands of someone who knows what they're doing you'll know how I felt when my 60 minutes were up.
If you've never had the pleasure, I urge you to book one. Now. And preferably with Tara!
Like most spas, you can come for the day. But if possible, book an overnight stay.
The Italian theme continues in the hotel's 33 en-suite rooms and if it's a special occasion or you're just feeling decadent, splash out on the luxury suite.
And just in case you haven't had enough of the special spring water downstairs, you'll find bottles of it ready to drink in your room. The only thing perhaps lacking here are some high-end bathroom products.
Most spas have a reputation for decent food but eating at The Malvern was most definitely a highlight. Lunch in the brasserie was inexpensive and good. Dinner was memorable. We tucked into seared chargrilled tuna steak and celery root panna cotta to start, followed by slow-cooked belly of Worcestershire pork. Our waiter, Chris, should be cloned and put to work in every UK restaurant.
If you do decide to venture out, the town of Great Malvern, sitting at the foot of the Malvern hills, is a short distance away. It was there, in the town, in 1842 that two water cure doctors arrived to set up practices. The famous, wealthy and curious travelled for miles to see for themselves if the healing powers of the unique waters actually worked. In fact, Derbyshire's own Florence Nightingale was among them. The Malvern hotel and spa brings this heritage to life.
If you're susceptible to the combination of a perfect pool, impressive food, genuinely friendly staff and a tranquil setting – all liberally sprinkled with that magical spring water – you should seriously think about booking.
Room prices start from: £85 per person
Spa breaks starts from: £125 per person
Contact: The Malvern, Grovewood Road, Malvern, Worcestershire, WR14 1GD
Website: themalvernspa.com
Tel: 01684 898 290
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